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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE!
The funniest pickle on the internet. Crunchy outside, unhinged inside.
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Super Sour Speed
Runs 10x faster when chased. Which is always.
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Garage Lab Genius
Tiny pickle legs, built with spite.
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Brine Armor
100% dill. 0% chill.
The Legend of the Running Pickle
Born in a jar. Forged in vinegar. Now sprinting through garage labs everywhere. Wubba lubba brine brine!